I've had several friends who told me the most random/hilarious things their kids have said, and all I could do was laugh my freaking head off. I can't wait until my daughter cracks me up with her "isms." I would probably need to buy two journals because for sure I'm jotting down her wackiness every chance I get so that I have golden material to embarrass her with in the future. Oh and also for a cute keepsake. What kind of mom would I be if I didn't add that in there. The damage is $14.95 at Chronicle Books.